Animal Control Emergency

I received an interesting call today from someone looking for animal control.  It's standard that we ask if it's an emergency, because we transfer them to a police officer if it's an emergency, and to the animal shelter if it is not.

When I ask this guy if it's an emergency, he said that it was.  That he needed someone.  Right now.

So I go to transfer to him to dispatch, and he keeps talking.  "Yeah, there's this yellow lab, and it's humping all the dogs in the neighborhood.  Trying to make them submissive and stuff."

That's your emergency?  Have you tried yelling "NO HUMPING!!" at the dog?  Because that normally works for me.

And besides, since when is dog romance a crime?